How much?

The stage-five clinger's response to the phrase "I miss you."

Guy- "I miss you..."

Clingy girlfriend- "How much??"

Guy- "Nevermind."

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how much is this

When a Korean tries to speak in English random words come out

Jimin: HEY, How much is this?
Jungkook: No no, excuse me.
Jimin: Oh excuse me

how much?

wuttup? how u doin? whats crackin?

"how much?"
"chillin."
or
1:"how much?"
2:"how much."
or
"how much, hook-up?"
"coke, n_."

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How much is the fish?

When one is seeking to purchase narcotics but doesn’t wish to freely advertise the fact to all and sundry.

“How much is the fish?”

“$300 per gram”

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Guess how much

This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".

John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much

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How much is the fish

What time is it.

Mike, how much is the fish?
-16.00

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Very nice, how much?

A reference to the popular film 'Borat, in which he implies an average woman walking past is a prostitute. Used in jest amongst friends, or as flirtation.

Man walks in nightclub, sees attractive woman, wolf whistles and says (probably in same accent as Borat) "Very nice, how much?!"

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