The one man who can take on Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee at the same time and win.
Dude, did you see that 2-on-1 fight with Hugo Stiglitz? He shoved Bruce Lee's decapitated head up Chuck Norris' ass, and threw him in a wood chipper!
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When having sex, you place and hold a pillow over the girl's face and right at the time of climax, you pull the pillow away, pull out, and bust-a-nut right in her face!
Yo, I totally Hugo stiglitz'd that fine ass teacher from the bar last night!
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One of the most epic and psychotic fictional characters in film history, taken straight out of Quentin Tarantino's film 'Inglorious Basterds' (2009)
He killed 13 Nazi officers with a passion, including many more. What's more badass than killing Nazis' for a living?
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz: Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls.
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