Hulu and handjob

Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.

She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.

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hulu and handjobs

Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!

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hulu and handjobs

When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.

My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.

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