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A human who sees them selves as a pet, Often a loved one such as a significant other being their master. Wears leashes, collars and are lead around by their master on the leash. Can be male or female.
The goth human pet and her fiance were kicked off of a bus because she wore a collar and leash.
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notorious on tumblr for a lengthy screed turned copypasta detailing why he believed he should be able to own a human pet. he has called himself "the cybersmith" since approximately 2014 and despite the belief of many that he may be a "bit", a three-hour interview proved his validity as a self-proclaimed "libertarian monarchist." in recent years he has become a reply guy to twitter user SAMOYEDCORE and retweets diaper- and other fetish-related pornography. he is a fan of the fallout series, fallout 4 being his favourite and perhaps what he bases some or most of his politics off of. he also has an account on reddit where he posts fallout-related meta-analysis, which he would no doubt prefer to be known for.
a did you hear that human pet guy thinks ancient romans all lived in tiny colosseums?
b i heard that human pet guy wanted to be pegged by young maggie thatcher.
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a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
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Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.
In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.