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human roomba

That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".

The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.

by GamerGirlCheez March 12, 2012

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Human Roomba

When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.

"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"

by Carador March 12, 2012

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Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).

Take off your shoes before going into Justinโ€™s house. Heโ€™s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.

by An Albino Rhino January 14, 2019