hump and run

A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.

Daryl: I was so wasted last night.

Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?

Daryl: You saw her.....?

Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!

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Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.

Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?