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When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.
Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.
I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.