When you might be under-age for drinking, or are against drinking when hung-over, so you eat all the food you can after trying to get over that breakup when they never really loved you.
And you become fat.
Lady Gaga: IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
Christian Carino: FINE!
Christian Carino was later found sad in his apartment, due to being hungover with food, resulting in him being 100 pounds fatter.