hurtboy

what you call a guy when something bad/funny/unfortunate happens to him.

Guy #1: "I just tried to get that girls number, but she rejected my ass......"
Guy #2: "HURTBOYYYYYYY"

hurtboy

being under-the-influence of alcohol or other substances.

Dillon had to many strawberitas, then he was throwing up. His friends called him a hurtboy.