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Husband

A man so special that you're willing to tolerate him for the rest of your life.

"I can't believe he remembered that! That's my future husband right there!"

by PheEternal September 17, 2009

825๐Ÿ‘ 171๐Ÿ‘Ž


Husband

Male who has leveled up and evolved from "boyfriend."

Male just leveled up to "husband": he obtained a wife!

by megustavideojuegos December 11, 2012

348๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Husband

The hardcore version of a boyfriend.

"Wow, I sure do love my husband, he's great"

by Hfddddgh b g May 7, 2016

50๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


husband

1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.

1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.

by A Bear January 6, 2006

1017๐Ÿ‘ 293๐Ÿ‘Ž


Husband

You!
*My best friend
*Loves me unconditionally
*Always there for me no matter what
*The most handsome
*Extremely funny
*The only person I'll ever want or need

I love you so much my amazing husband

by YoursTruly... February 2, 2019

40๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


husband

A man who wakes up in the morning and the first he thinks about is his wife. A guy who loves,honors,respects his girl. Someone who is proud to be around and show them off. A man who is happy with what he has instead of passng girls and checks them out in front of his girl. He picks your site over anyone's and would give you the world and has you meet his parents. A husband is a man who wants kids and when he has them stays By there side and Protects them. Now that is a husband that will be yours til death do us part and him being faithful to you makes him the best husband.

I got me a great husband? How about you?.....

by lishes March 18, 2015

180๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Husband

1. A man that you love (unless you want a divorce)
2. Usually the father of the kids or an amazing step father

3.somebody you want to have sex with (unless you want to divorce or is crap in bed )
4.someone who is probably scared of you.
5. Someone you love to annoy
6. Someone who will love you even if your in a bad mood or don't have makeup on.

7.someone you would die for .

I love my husband he cares for me even if I'm being a turd

by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 19, 2017

37๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž