hutch nuggets

Term reffering to a man's unused testicles in an emasculating/sexless relationship. The man's balls are described as if they were placed in a hutch along with other unused items only to be occasionally admired mockingly by the offender.

"Did you hear about Tom's Divorce?"
"Yeah, makes sense though. He had the worst case of Hutch Nuggets I've ever seen.

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Hutch Nugget

Children of extraordinary caliber in every way. They are remarkably beautiful and their intellect is unsurpassed by children of the same age. To know them is to love them.

Female Hutch Nuggets possess an artistic creativity that grows extraordinarily with each year of age, along side their intelligence. They wear their long beautiful hair as a crown.

Male Hutch Nuggets are quick learners, quick witted and very protective. Do not let their brute strength take away from their brain power. They are very fast to master every skill they are taught. Rapping is a male Hutch Nugget's mating call.

Did you see that little Hutch Nugget over there? She has the hair of a goddess!

I went to a concert last night and that Hutch Nugget had some killer rap skills!