hydra-dick

A legendary condition marked by the development of two opposable cocks to the right and left of the original one. The original cock remains stationary, but the other two can manuver in a multitude of ways. Only two men are known to have this condition. One goes my the name of Jim, the other is is black half-brother Koss. (note that Koss only possesses the Hydra-dick one day out of the week)

I saw that shit man! He had a hydra-dick!

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Hydra Dick

When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half

Last night I pulled a hydra dick

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Hydra dick

When 3 guys bang one girl and if one guy cums two more walk into the room. That process continue until 100 mean are cumming on one girl.

Sarah: omg he came he on ma face.

Guy 1: alright Jim and Carl get yo asses in here.

Jim: Operation hydra dick is a go