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A substance or an entity primarily or partially composed of hydrogen atoms.
"Water is wet because it is hydrogenic"
"I'm hydrogenic because I'm made of water"
hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(Lithium to Boron)
"So, who have you bonded with recently?"
(Boron to Lithium)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
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A term for being a slut, since the element of Hydrogen can bond with every element.
Teacher: Okay class. We're learning about the periodic table. Let's get one point across before we even start. Hydrogen, is like a slut, because it bonds with every element on the table. A slut is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.
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The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.
That stupid guy lit some hydrogen he mixed with some oxygen.
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the reason that the Hindenberg was a bad idea.
It was all a plot to piss of germany, i think. Bastards
Mr. Jones held a balloon of hydrogen and oxygen over a bunsen burner in chem class. That's why his eyebrows are like that.
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The first element, with only 1 proton and 1 electron, that loves to bond with every element it can. It is also highly flammable.
Teacher: Class, what's the first element on The Periodic Table?
Class: Helium!
Teacher: No, try again.
Class: Hydrogen!
Teacher: Good job, class!
A suggestion considered when sober. This suggestion is often used when one is sober and thinks to what his/hers high self would do. Adapted from the word ¨High suggestion ¨ which said repeatedly can emulate the word ¨Hydrogen¨.
I was solving a puzzle with Alexis and got stuck until she pitched me a hydrogen that we could do the corners first.