hyper anus

A huge asshole. Often used in the degenerate part of the furry community to define an extremely big asshole. A hyper anus often resembles everything from a car tire or a really big donut to a literal cave.

When I put it in I didn't feel anything, that's what I call a hyper anus

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Hyper Decended Anus

Colon drops out of sphincter, "pink sock" reference usually denoted by the inability to control bodily functions, and a permeating oder that can only be defined as cold feces.

Gay Dan has had a Hyper Decended Anus since freshman year.
How do you know?
Becuase he is constantly running to the bathroom and my room smells like cold feces.
Oh..

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