Hyper Twerk

the act of twerking and 'sexually' dancing with a foam finger so white and dumb bitch like that it causes you to embarrass yourself at a large social event that is currently on broadcast on a television station that was once dedicated to music and thus you receive disgusted looks from even the trashiest hoebagels that look like the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2 to which you make a mockery of yourself and break your fathers achey breaky heart.

Me: Did you see Miley hyper twerk at the VMA's?
Other Bitch: Yeah, I'd rather have watched a diarrhea holocaust.
Me: I wanted to perform a Middle Earth Mud Dragon on my dog after watching that.