i'll take you on

I am going to bring you down you motherfucker.

Stupid Bully: Give me your money or else I'll beat you up.

Smart Kid: I'll take you on!

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i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

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I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

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