i’m crabby

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

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