i lost

"I lost" is a term used when you have ejaculated. (Often used when you were trying not to.)

person 1: I will not ejaculate to this e-girl!
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm

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i lost

a term used when you see a more attractive person than you

"OMG that guy is more attractive than me, i lost"

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I Lost

A reminder to someone who has lost The Game.

Joe:I lost my book.
Brian:DAMMIT,JOE!!! I lost!
Joe:I lost!
Bethy:Damn it.... I lost!
Samina:Shit... I lost.
Lynn:Damn you Sam! Now I lost!
Joe:Dammit! I lost....... again!
Darcie: CRRAAAAP!!!!! I lost!!!!!
Bobby:Ah, I lost.
Willie:Everybody point and laugh, he lost... Shit! I lost!!
Choir Teacher:Stand up and sing! And stop saying...Dang it! I lost! Now sing!

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I lost the game

The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).

In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.

So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.

Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.

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I lost the game

And now you have too.

I lost the game... and now you have too.

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i lost the game

The game -

a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.

there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.

the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.

--- P.S i lost the game---

boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?

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I Lost Bus

Something Arian says because he is retard.

“Bro, I can’t leave for another hour now.”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”

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