means that you are better then the thing you are saying you dick on
Guy 1: did you see that girl
Guy 2: i dick on that girl
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The fine art of making a big mistake
I told my mom I'd come for supper on Friday but there is a party. I went to the party instead. Guess I dicked er!!
An expression used to say that you like penis
Mai: I like dick
Silvia: I'm disappointment in you
Robin: Gay
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saying used by gay men that means: i like dick
jo: i like dick
Mama: me too
Jo: wanna fuck
Mama: hell yeah
When doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use I am dick. Very similar to how someone would call themselves a dick jokingly, because that's exactly what it is. Commonly used online.
Origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a
anti-bullying Facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.
Note that I am dick and its variants are NOT used as insults.
Also used:
You/He am dick - When joking about another person.
I/You wam dick - When you did something I am dickish in the past.
GUY 1: Hey man, can you come over and help my mom move tomorrow?
GUY 2: Sorry, I'll actually be busy lying on my couch doing nothing.
GUY 1: She's 85...
GUY 2: Yeah. I am dick.
BUDDY 1: We're out of marshmellows. Can you go grab some more?
BUDDY 2: What? Why?
BUDDY 1: I threw them in the fire as a sacrifice.
BUDDY 2: You am dick.
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Meaning that you want dick in a hole or hand or something alike.
Example 1:
You: I want dick.
Girl: Ehm? I have a pussy.
Example 2:
Girl: I want dick.
You: i can give you some..
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