I don't speak broke.

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.

Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.

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I don't speak broke

(n) A phrase used mostly by hypebeasts. You aren't allowed to say this unless you own airpods and have waves

Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?

*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.

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