i have the juice

If someone says I have the juice they mean that they get a lot of girls or boys

I just got like 3 girls I have the juice

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at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

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