i-jacking

The crime of stealing electronic music players and/or other electronic media. Derived from the surge of I-Pod related thefts in recent years.

I was the victim of an i-jacking when my MP3 player was stolen from my car.

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i-jacking

The stealing of an I-Pod.

Someone is i-jacking I-pod's.

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I-jacking

When somebody joins your conversation and changes it to make it completely about them.

I was talking to Holly at the party the other night and then Nicole totally came and started I-jacking.

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i-jacked

To have one's Identity stolen, as in hijacked.

I paid for my 3 rolled taco combo with my credit card, and the cashier stole my credit card number and I-jacked my identity.

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i-jacked

When someone control-freakishly brings their i-pod to the party and takes over.

We were listening to K&D when Igor totally i-jacked our air buzz and played Maroon 5 all night.

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I am Jack's

All of the "I am Jack's" lines from the film Fight Club

Articles that the unnamed narrator discovers:

I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
I Am Jill's Nipple
I Am Jack's Colon

Variations that the unnamed narrator creates:

I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct
I Am Jack's Cold Sweat
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

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I am Jack's

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

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