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Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.
Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!
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The new iPod nano. Now rocking a video camera, a polished anodized aluminum finish, and a larger screen. Also making its debut: FM radio with Live Pause.
= one sexy bitch.
I'm recording a new movie while listening to Lady GaGa!
EXCELLENT.!
I love my ipod nano.
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the ipod nano is a magical creation by the Apple Computer company. It can hold 500 or 1,000 songs, depending on what you bought. They are high quality and come with games and all sorts of magical fun. And they are durable, because I've dropped mine um-teen times and it's barely scratched. They're low maintenece and the best creation ever made.
Sally: Hey, look what I found on the ground
Sally's boyfriend: !&%##! THAT'S AN iPOD NANO!!!
Sally: Okay...what's the big deal
Sally's boyfriend: *grabs nano and runs* By the way, I've been cheating on you with Katie!
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for such a small thing, it is really quite tough :
i put my ipod nano in the washing machine,
and it's still working!
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The newest, smallest, and sleekest of Apples line of iPods. Thinner than a pencil, still has a full color display and is available in 2 or 4 GB models. Is available in both black and white.
The key is that is uses a flash memory drive instead of a hard drive, for increased battery life.
For only $200, it renders pretty much all other music players obsolete.
"Wow, the new ipod nano i just got is amazing... i wonder what apple will come out with next."
"I just threw away my dell jukebox to get an ipod nano, and wow it is so much better...."
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A high quality, ultra-compact MP3 player. Perhaps overpriced. Fits in the stereotype of Apple - slightly higher priced, but much higher software and hardware quality. Just because many of its trendwhore owners are ignorant fools doesn't give you permission to hate it or be, in your opinion, non-conformist.
Geoff: The $250 price tag is a complete waste of money when you could get a creative player or an iPod mini that holds more songs for less.
Me: You can't tell me the Creative matches the quality of construction or software compatibility. iTunes, anyone?
Bas: $199 for a 2GB player? Or $179 for a 4GB Zen Micro? Or pay a premium $250 for an iriver H10 that has 150% more space and a nice design as well?
Me: Once again I point to software quality. The iRivers (cheap knockoff in more than one way) have bad interfaces and slower image loading times.
Pledet: "I sat on my ipod nano and broke it in two."
Me: You also sat on your walkman, shattering it and sending high-speed disc fragments up, in, and through your digestive system.
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iPod nano = waste of money. $199 for a 2GB player? Or $179 for a 4GB Zen Micro? Or pay a premium $250 for an iriver H10 that has 150% more space and a nice design as well?
I know which one I'd pick. Hint: it isn't the Apple product. God, I hate Apple, and the arrogant bastards that own the iPod. You know your product isn't very good when one of the major arguments for iPod's greatness is that it's expensive.
Most conversations with iPod fanboys go like this:
Person 1: "Check this out! I bought an iPod Nano! I'm soooo cool!!!!11!'
Person 2: "You moron, there's cheaper, and higher quality players out there."
Person 1: "You're just jealous because you can't afford one! Nanananananana!"
*a piano falls on person 1's head*
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