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misc apple products and programs
"You going to lunch with us?"
"No, i have to get down to the apple store and pick up some more iShit"
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"Ahhh! My iShit's broken!"
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Apple's next product (no matter what it is).
Dude, are you getting the new iShit?
Isn't everybody?
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To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.
Can be used as both noun and verb.
(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.
As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.
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When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping
Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!
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A catchall for any sort of smartphone, especially one that isn't an iPhone and/or lacks its own well-known title.
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When someone refuses to be without their iPhone, so much so, they take it with them to the toilet.
Person 1: Has anyone seen Max?
Person 2: Yeah, he's on the can...he may be a while though - he's taking an iShit.
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