iTampon

the soon-to-be-announced updated version of the iPad

"dude, i heard there's gonna be a better ipad."
"really? i hope its better then that piece of shit."
"yeah its called iTampon."
"awesome."

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iTampon

The sister of the iPad. Makes women able to listen to music while having their period. Also makes them able to swim.

Katie: Mom, I'm having my period. Have you seen my iTampon?

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iTampon

Term used to mock the iPad, Apple's latest over-priced multi-media device.

Steve Jobs invented the iTampon to plug the bleeding in AT&T's 3G network.

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iTampon

Alternative name for Apple's newest product, the iPad. The iPad looks like an iPod touch, but it has a bigger screen and costs a lot more money.

Guy 1 - "Hey, did you get your new iTampon yet?"
Guy 2 - "You mean the iPad? No, it's not coming out until March."
Guy 1 - "Oh well, guess you're going to have to stick to Maxi pads for now"

Over 1 billion applicators downloaded!

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iTampon

Slang and/or insult for iPad.

I gotta go to the store and new my iTampon

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