Icy Blubber Pussy

The result of having sexual intercourse with an eskimo who has an icy vagina due to many years living in the icy terrain. Blubber forms around the pussy causing a disease known to eskimos as "ning nongkon" or blubber pussy roughly translated.

This act is also a fetish for a prominant number of American citizens who enjoy frost bitten crotches, mouths resembling "meth mouth", and asian/native american looking women.

Bret- I had the best icy blubber pussy last night!
Kyle- Score! Did it smell?
Bret- Not bad at first, but near the end all the friction had warmed it up to smell like tuna salad in July.
Kyle- MMM... Man, you got so lucky.
Bret- You don't even know, I even blew my load all over her squinty eyes and brown teeth.
Kyle- Man she must be one nasty eskimo.
Bret- Well she's still in the icebox if you want a turn.
Kyle- Definitely! (High Five).

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