if it gives it gives

Attributed originally to a traveling Scandinavian in the UK, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it." This phrase seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness in a similar vain to 'it is what it is'. Can be abbreviated to 'if it gives' in standard conversation. Phrase abstracted from this immortal quote; "If it gives it gives, if it doesn't it doesn't, it's just the same."

Q: Why do I always get the crazy ones?
A: If it gives it gives mate.

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Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving.

When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.

Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."

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give and let give

As the saying "live and let live", this one is for those who give head and get upset when they hear their ex has done the same.

Me: "I heard she gave him head last night, what a tramp!"
You: "Dude, give and let give... she's gone."
Me: " Ugh, I never got that treatment."
You: "What did you expect when you banged her Mom?"
Me: "A threesome?"

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give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

When Nim requests an orange and a sacrifice.

Nim, please don´t say ¨give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you¨

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Give me liberto or give me death

This was used as a line in the show 'MAD TV' in one of the sketch's on the show. Its a spin off of "give me liberty or give me death!". Usually used by the dimmer white-trash man who didn't pay attention in Social Studies/History enough to understand the depth of the actual saying.

guy 1: give me liberto or give me death!

guy 2: shetard.

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