I forgot

Something you say when you dont want to answer a question.

Question:Who ate my food?
Answer: i forgot

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I forgot

When you want your ass fatally penetrated by two random furry egirls while playing minecraft.

Example:
A : I forgot
Two random furry egirls : oh baby you're quite thirsty aren't you
A : *Gets penetrated* (fatally)

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I forgot what the definition of this is

Kind of forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes this is a joke I really just wanna see it for some reason as an actual definition on this website.

If I forgot what the definition of this is, how the hell am I supposed to use it in a sentence?

I forgot you Exist

People use this term when they damn well know that person exists, the real answer to that remark is that they are still left pressed and angsty at a most likely superior individual that got them pissed, not too long ago, to make themselves feel better about themselves because they probably got intensely bullied by the person they "forgot they existed" about.

Person 1: It's me bitch. You remember me?
Person 2: I forgot you existed. You're totally irrelevant to me now.
Person 1: I found out you were making a discussion OF me, with your friends, Lay off the lying hoe and man the f*ck up.
Person 2: Who cares. You're so full of yourself, (and better than me) , that I had to make myself feel a little better by saying I forgot you existed. Leave me alone!

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fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

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That Was So Funny I Forgot to Laugh!

A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.

Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"

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it was so funny I forgot to laugh...

What you say when someone's jokes are lame.

Corny person- So, did you like my jokes?
Me- They were so funny I forgot to laugh...

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