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iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats
iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products
iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker
That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down
1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
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when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.
I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.
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Getting fucked over by an apple product
Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!
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Is when you engage a FaceTime call with your sweetheart while aggressively masturbating, beginning the call without speaking, just looking at her and thinking about her, until you climax. Must be a live feed. Verbal communication optional.
"I giggled a bit when I heard 'All My Loving' accompanying his laboured breaths while he iFucked me"
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The art of selling something, particularly an Apple product that may be faulty, damaged or otherwise knackered on a medium such as eBay for an inflated price - sometimes with an inaccurate or ambiguous description - knowing that some sucker is going to pay through the nose for it believing to have a good deal on a supposedly cool accessory.
I got iFucked when I bought an Ipod for $50, not knowing it had a smashed screen.
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Sexual interaction through a non-tactile medium. Either using IMs, webcams, or phones.
Apparently over 85% of Canadian college students have iFucked. I guess they're too lazy or comfortable to subject themselves to the wicked cold that is the Canadian outdoors.
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