I Gots

When you the only possible outcome is you having it

Friend: Dude, you gotta get on that chick
You: Bro, I gots

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I got this

What you say when you are 100% sure of your ability to make something your bitch.

You're are driving a truck full of your stoner friends. The car in front of you slams on its breaks and all of your wasted friends are screaming that they are going to die.

You scream "I GOT THIS!!!" and then you stop your car just inches away from the car's bumper.

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I got this

An expression that's short for:

1. I got this covered.
2. I got this handled.
3. I got this under control.

WORKER: I can't talk to that guy. He feels I'm all game.

TEAM LEADER: Don't worry. I got this.

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I got it on lock

Imma get it 100% or down. Not being on unlock

Ready for the math test Susie don’t worry I got it on lock

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what i got

The Best Song By Sublime Hands Down
Makes You Think About Life Whenever You Hear It.
This song is about having a lousy life, but focusing on the good things - what you have, not what you don't.

I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes back to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin' it's all the same
Livin' with louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

I Played "What I Got" 143 times on iTunes

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I got game

A. men and women relationship / courting - Game is your ability to flirt or hit on a member of the opposite sex, with style, class, tact, attitude, and charm

B. Got skills in general or good in playing sport

A. men and women relationship / courting

1 . If a girl says that guy "has" game, or he says "I got game", it probably means he has qualities such as suave, attractive, experienced, or charm.

2. If a guy says "you got game", it could mean you are attractive, cute and you have him in control and he likes you.

and same the other way around.

3. If a girl says that guy "is" game, it means he is available, single/looking, or a possibility.

B. Got skills in general or good in playing sport

1. When someone says "That guy's got game", it can mean he has skill, talent, or ability.

2. When someone says "It is game" or "i am game", it could mean he is ready; he is up for it; he is willing to do it.

3. when someone says " he got game", it could mean it is he could play basketball.

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I got socks on

It's not gay if you have socks on because you're not fully naked

Ex:Imagine you're gargling ya homies nut sack and you forget to say no homo you good cuz (you) I got socks on.

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