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Spell out IHOP, then say 'ness'.
IHOPness. I ate your penis. Uncanny.
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The International House of Pancakes.
"Because it's always morning somewhere."
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The only acceptable place to eat at when it's five in the morning and you're drunk and you just want to eat a sandwich and get into fights with other patrons for throwing snot rags on your table
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to go to IHOP?
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Where men/women take their one night stands if they decided too late that their date is someone they would like to see again.
*wake up from drunken stupor*
"Hey babe, I thought we could grab a bite to eat, at IHOP..."
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See International House of Pancakes.
I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?
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IHOP is a place where one can get breakfast for breakfast, breakfast for lunch, or even breakfast for dinner. What more could someone ask for? Anybody who does not order breakfast at IHOP fails.
"Let's go to IHOP for breakfast"
"But its 6:00 p.m."
"I know"
"I'll just get a salad"
FAIL!
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