Imperial industries

Imperial industries. The shittiest place to work. Your boss is probably high, or still staggering from his night out at the bar. If you work here you are probably an alcoholic. People go here when there is no other option. This place is a dump. You won't make a living working here. You're probably a scum. This place sucks. Full of shitty welders, drug dealers and felons.

Congratulations! You got a job at imperial industries, you're going nowhere in life!