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A common phrase used as an excuse for secret masturbation.
"sorry man, I'm going to Detroit"
"oh, sorry I missed your call, I was in Detroit
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The real-life Gotham City.
Close your eyes and picture everything you now about Gotham city; now visit Detroit, Michigan. Now open your eyes... (lock your car)
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The only place in America where people love hockey just as much as Canadians do.
The Detroit Redwings will rock your socks off.
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One of the few places in the United States that is situated north of Canada.
"Who says the US is south of Canada? Detroit's farther north than Windsor, buddy."
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The World's Strongest Ghetto.
Founded: 1701
Area Code: 313
Population: 912,062 (as of '08)
Nicknames: The D, Motor City, Motown
Sectors: Westside/Eastside
City Motto: "Don't Get Shot!"
"I heard Detroit's having a sale on houses, buy 1 get 6 free" Lil' Duval (Comedian)
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1 - Something broken beyond repair.
2 - When sections of a city are closed off and then leveled.
Did you see the way they came in and detroited that block to make room for that mall?
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1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.
2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?
3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.
4.Best water in the world.
1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but I heard something on the radio about the crime, so that makes me the official expert, tee-hee.
2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas.
3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
'Detroiter': Westland
Random Person 1: Where?
'Detroiter': Detroit...
4.Have you ever had Detroit water?
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