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Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game
Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?
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a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.
"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."
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What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
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An amazing game that allows your creativity to run wild, and allows you to build anything you would like. There's endless possibilities.
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
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The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.
"Why is he in the hospital?!"
"I heard someone minecrafted him."
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Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here
Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft
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When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.
"I really want to run over Gov. Janet Mills 'In Minecraft."
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