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The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”
Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”
Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”
Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”
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The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.
I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.
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A musical created by the creators of South Park. Perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. The songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. It's about the Mormon Faith.
Harry: I like South Park.
Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.
Harry: ???
Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.
Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.
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The Greatest fantasy epic ever told.
"Is there gonna be a sequel to the Book of Mormon?"
"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."
"As if it's not already."
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The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ. It is about 500 pages long and was written in biblical times on the American continents by the Nephites, Lamanites and Jaredites. It was translated by Joseph Smith, prophet, seer and revelator in the mid-1800s. It is read and studied by Latter-Day Saints (LDS) or Mormons. It is not in place of the bible, it just talks about Jesus on a different continent. It is, as I believe, is true and is one of the best things that you'll ever read.
The Book of Mormon is long, but rewarding.
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another testiment of jesus christ, written by joseph smith and studdied by latter day saints, or mormons. this book is not false doctarine, and mormons are not bad people or polygamists, if you are somehow under the impression that they are feel free to talk to one. before you critisize the book of mormon go ahead and read it, everything in it can be backed up by the bible, which i am pretty sure is the basis of most christian religions, which brings me to another subject. mormons ARE christians, why else would they call their church The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Days Saints, emphasis on the Jesus Christ part, jeez. quit the mormon bashing and give em' a chance.
person 1: what is the book of mormon?
person 2: another testament of Jesus Christ
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