India Boylan

The first ever human and hippopotamus hybrid

A very hostile creature that does not take kindly to her own kind India Boylan’s most common hunting ground is known as the kids cottage playschool in skerries county dublin where she preys on her older brother finn usually seen in his robbed Canada Goose seeming to wear it as a kind of trophy approach this beast at your own risk as it has been deemed unsafe by the Dublin zoo

Finn: the infamous india boylan has taken my Canada goose

The lads: that’s what you get for being fat finn