The process of calling in a fleet of people to shit on one person, until the poop fossilizes and covers the body completely.
“If you don’t stop talking on my name, i’ll call in gang and we will give you an indian sarcophagus.”
The act of calling in a large group to poop onto one person, completely surrounding them and fossilizing around their body in an attempt to act as a sarcophagus.
He wanted to get cremated, but I found that an Indian Sarcophagus would be better to remember him