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When you eat Indian food, an about 5 minutes after you're done eating, you feel a rumble in your stomach followed by a massive shit.
Mike: Damn, that was some good Curry! Very spicy!
Frank: Oh ya, I really enjoyed it! ::stomach rumbles::
Mike: You OK dude?
Frank: Yeah I'm good =/ .... :: runs to the bathroom to take a dump::
Mike: Wow...looks like he has a case of the Indian Shits!
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This is the worst kind of shit. It comes from a native and is usually found in public places. An indian will shit about anywhere, even in your laundry room, and then you have to clean it up. The smell the environment surrounding an indian shit will be stained forever. It will never really go away completely.
That fucking indian shit on my floor.
Indian shit is fucking sick.
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When you are camping or ice-fishing and have to take a huge dump in the snow. The dump is typically really red with chunks of corn in it.
Dude, put down that fishing rod and come check out this huge indian shit I just took. Look, stir it up with a stick. There's a whole bunch of corn in it. Sick!
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When you’re performing anal sex on a girl and you pull out and slap it against her forehead leaving a dot of shit like a red dot the Indians wear
David Blane: Did you pipe that girl?
Jimmy Fallon: Yeah dude I gave her the best Indian shit dot I’ve ever seen!
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Fucking a Female in the anal cavity till u get a fudge pecker and making her suck it off
i gave kathy the indian shit dart so many time she had to get her stumach pumped
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When you run into the bathroom to take a shit, and reach for the toilet paper to find nothing. So you proceed to turn on the tub or sink faucet, jam your ass against it and wash out your asshole with water and your hand as if you were in India.
Remember to use your left hand...
You might wanna clean the tub before you take a bath, you used up all the toilet paper so I had to take an indian style shit.
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when a man takes a monster shit on a indian girls face. as the shit makes contact with her cheeks she proceeded to make the shit war paint. once the shit is taken she run around in circles singing indian tribal songs.
Jessica: last night my man whore gave me an indian tribal shit I think I still smell like indian shit.
Amanda: yea, you do smell beeotch.
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