A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.
A titanic sized, infectious woobstick.
Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.