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1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
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Noun.
When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.
When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.
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when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection
Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner
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boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"
I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.
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Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
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1) A word for a phenomonally hot male
2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.
3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.
Holy crap look at that instabone!
Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)
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1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.
Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.
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