Instant Death

When a human of the female gender has a penis in her mouth, in her vagina, and in her asshole at the same time.

We were instant deathing this girl, and then she died.

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Instant death

When a person dies instantly. They’re vital organs for example (brain) or (lungs) are fatally injured in a fast and traumatic manner. Causing blood loss or loss of oxygen and body begins to shut down fast.

The warriors died of a instant death when he was crushed by the falling helicopter.

instant death

sneeze and fart at the same time (true)

if i would not have locked my ass when i had to sneeze and fart at the same time it would have been instant death for me baby

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Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

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