interleukin 25

A cytokine produced by T helper cells that causes severe masturbative syndrome. Commonly written as IL-25, this chemical messenger causes large erections and explosive ejaculation. Most common in caucasian males between the ages of 13 and 25.

"F*ck off mum! I can't help it! I have an intense buildup of interleukin 25! CLOSE THE TOILET DOOR!"

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