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Internet People

Your typical age-biased, computer bound, unsanitary slob with foreign interests/obsessions of an otherwise normal person (troll faces, the hobbit, anime, portal 2, etc). Typically book-smart but never street smart, usually can't catch a joke unless it is related to weird internet memes that would send most people up a tree.

The internet people epidemic is believed to have first originated from the creation of the "troll face" in 2011 and has since grown to define an entire culture of people, thus calling for an official definition. It is predicted that by 2050 as technology becomes more popular, that most teens in the USA will be internet people, thus making for a major decline in athleticism and attractive traits amongst US citizens.

SIDE NOTE: these people do not know they are being weird and therefore cannot help it, as the epidemic was molded into them via the internet. Trying to douse them at school will only encourage them to be weirder in hopes you will catch their drift.

Alaria - Hey, I was trying to talk to that kid over there that keeps shouting "Notice me senpai!" And I was wondering, what does that mean?
Austin - Yeah, those are internet people... they do that type of stuff.

by jayyy.zzzz February 12, 2016

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Internet People

An amazing relatively new video making a homage to all those people that have hit it big on the internet.
It is a catchy tune of most big internet phenomena that have become part of the pop culture.

Several Internet Phenomena that were pointed out in the song Internet People:
- The dramatic Prairie Dog
- South Park
- The Star Wars kid
- The Numa Numa Guy
- The lip-syncing boys
- Napster Bad
- Winnebago man
- Evil Bert
- Goatse
- GI Joe
- Ask a Ninja
- Lonelygirl
- Darth Vader
- Lazy Sunday
- George Lucas in love
- Chuck Norris
- Leeroy Jenkins
- Google (was obviously implied)
- The grape stomping lady that fell
- Paris Hilton
- All your base are belong to us
- The Ok Go song 'Here It Goes Again'
- The sneezing baby panda
- Dick in a Box
- Snakes on a Plane
- The otters holding hands
- The awesome vdeo of Stephen Colbert making fun of the president who was next to him =
- Kelly shopping for shoes
- Tom Cruise in Oprah
- Ashlee Simpson in SNL
- Boom goes the dynamite!
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time
- The house with the Christmas lights
- Evolution of Dance
- All the people talking in their webcams
- And even much more!

by Godslayer Jillian September 9, 2007

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The Internet People

A term used to describe the large demographic who spend a large portion of their day doing stupid things online (blogging, commenting on blogs, making google maps, tweeting, etc.). Through an aggregated affect of their anonymity and willingness to comment on topics of which they have now knowledge these people are significantly dumber than most Americans.

Someone who posts a word on Urban Dictionary, for example, could be considered a member of the internet people.

by FrontDesk3 March 13, 2009

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Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.

NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.

by cracker mijo August 17, 2011

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