intestinal holocaust

when you've spent a grand old day throwing back chili dogs n' beer, and all of a sudden you need to make a run for the border because your ass is about to burst! you've all been there. and the holocaust part of the day is that there is no bathroom in sight, and ya crap thy pants. it's good stuff!

" uggh.. Amy, if we don't find a bathroom real soo-eh.. I've got intestinal holocaust in- ( it squirts out ) Never mind.. I took care of business! "

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