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Two pair of brass knuckles being used at once
Friend : what happened to you
He hit me with an irish double
At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.
I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Double Feature, so I stayed in the theater to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Having sex with not one, but two redheads at once. Twins preferred. Basically living out a fantasy of being Hugh Hefner, but with redheads replacing blondes.
Dude, I was in Vegas, I totally had to go Double Irish a the bunny ranch while I was there.
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1. Taking two bottles of Baileys and sticking them in your ass and dickhole at the same time.
2. A multinational company (especially one with a heavy foundation of intellectual property) juggling taxes by legal if unscrupulous means.
Eric Schmidt made the news when he successfully enacted a Double Irish and didn't flinch.
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A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.
We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!
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An accounting strategy used by hundreds of US based corporations to reduces taxes by routing profits through Irish subsidiaries and the Netherlands and then to the Caribbean.
XYZ corporation used the Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich accounting technique to avoid $100M in US corporate taxes last year.
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It´s when someone opens a baked potato, farts in it and closes it a gain really quick.
"I already had something to eat."
What did you eat?
"I ate a Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich."
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