irish weasel

A term used to describe Irish-American men hailing from the Boston metropolitan area. These men are usually tall, slim and carrot toppers. They often hold business-related jobs in advertising, marketing or human resources. Their favorite hobbies include drinking scotch, smoking large cigars, reading the Wall Street Journal and watching children's movies on their velour couches. Above all, they take pride in their ties to the motherland; Ireland.

My father is such an Irish weasel, he's out on the patio with the Wall Street Journal smoking a cigar right now.