Irish wristwatch

The act of taking your cock and balls and wrapping them around your wrist

Yo I got so high last night that I gave myself an Irish wristwatch

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Irish wristwatch

Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.

I gave Jo an irish wristwatch

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irish wristwatch

One of the many words in the english language that you can not say without sounding like an idiot.

'Dude! Try and say Irish Rishwatsh!' 'Whaaat?' 'Irish... Wristwatch.. IRISH WRISTWATCH'

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Irish Wristwatch

Two Words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:

Dude 1- Hey say Irish Wristwatch
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*

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Irish Wristwatch

The act of taking a Baked Potato in one's hand, and then inserting said hand with afformentioned potato into the rectum of another person up to the wrist, thus becoming an Irish Wristwatch.

Did you hear what Sally and Jenny did last night? Sally gave Jenny an Irish Wristwatch but forgot to take the potato out with her hand.

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Irish Wristwatch

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.

I met this kinky chick at the bar and went back to her place, where I gave her an Irish wristwatch.

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Irish Wristwatch

(noun.)

An alcoholic drink consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey mixed with a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream. Also known as a Perverted Irishman.
Altered original recipe to contain 90% Jameson, and 10% Bailey's as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.

Named after an English-language tongue twister.

Note: Both ingredients can be substituted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of Irish origin, obviously.

"Bartender, Irish Wristwatch, please."
"A, what?"
"Perverted Irishman, turn up the Jameson."
"A little further explanation."
"Chilled Jameson, splash of Bailey's."

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