irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

Irrigation Penis

IP is the officially recognized acronym of Irrigation Penis founded by the one and only frog god

HAHA I GOT YOU'RE IRRIGATION PENIS NOW I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE