is santa real

No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.

I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.

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