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A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back while dancing
Lucy asked JT "is that your phone?"
He replied, "no, it's in the apartment"
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When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.
"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"
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What your teacher says when they want to start being strict and make you put your phones in pockets on the front board.
*Teacher* "Park your phones!"
*Students* "Mannnn did you park your phone yet"
"Nah I just slid my case in backwards. He tryna be strict out of nowhere."
A phrase usually used by a fuckwit
You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit
the excuse you use when you want to go to your car and do "stuff" with your girl friend.
I was wathcing a crappy movie so i said my cell was dead and went to the car to charge it. I waited a few moments and my GF comes out and we have some fun foging up my windows.
"I went to charge my phone in my car and my girlfriend and I dissapeared for half an hour, thus the term charging your phone.
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The act of having explosive diarrhea while another man is inside of your anus.
"I've been feeling sick lately. I hope I don't charge your phone tonight."
"Would you like me to charge your phone?"
"Do you like it when I charge your phone?"
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